ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
