the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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