I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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