your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
