Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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