I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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