Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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