hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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