We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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