We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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