It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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