i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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