I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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