I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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