Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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