This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
PANTIES FOUND
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