i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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