theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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