we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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