so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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