talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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