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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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