After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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