There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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