Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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