His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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