using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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