Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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