i barfeds in our rink
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
false alarm. still invincible.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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