i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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