you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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