i permit you to call me
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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