Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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