I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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