he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
