We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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