i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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