I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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