It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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