They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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