nut hugger
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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