just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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