Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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