I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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