no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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