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I just made out with a guy for $7.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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