Can i not drive my cunt home
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
it's like iHOP with fire
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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