It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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