Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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