so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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